ET confirms that BRITNEY SPEARS will be returning to the CBS comedy “How I Met Your Mother,” for an episode scheduled to air May 12.

There was a time in the last year when Lynne Spears feared for Britney ’s life.

Britney Spears was forced to cut short a shopping trip to New York after she chased by dozens of fans.

When you first see Britney Spears, she’ll be a nerd, but just wait — as her episode of “How I Met Your Mother” goes on, she’ll gradually become more like the s*x symbol we used to know and love.

Britney Spears was allowed to take her children out of state for the first time this weekend, and according to reports, Jayden James had a wonderful time.

Britney Spears’ mother, Lynne, has blasted her image as a “pushy stage mother” and insisted she never wanted her daughter to be a superstar. The “Toxic” singer also told Z100 that her comeback started with her triple-gong win at the MTV Video Music Awards, including the honor for Video of the Year (”Piece of Me”), something that took her completely by surprise. Britney Spears’ mother Lynne blames herself for her superstar daughter’s public meltdown last year.

After Britney lost custody of her two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline, she reached out to her mother for help getting her children back, and that’s when Lynne said she could tell Britney was turning a corner.

Britney Spears' Transformation

There are rumors that Kim Kardashian was asked by United Nations officials at the Empowerment of Africa dinner in New York if she would be interested in becoming a UN ambassador for South Africa.

I know if I was South African, I would be asking the UN if there was anyone else. Come on. Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Bossip is reporting:

Word is the UN is looking for more influential “pop culture” celebs to inspire younger generations to become more involved in international affairs.

The source also told Bossip that Kim Kardashian. has officially teamed with Russell Simmon’s Diamond Empowerment Fund, but her specific role and duties have yet to be confirmed.

Ok. The UN are looking for desperate famewhores. Heidi Montag you must be next.

UPDATE

Apprently the UN Does have some dignity. Kim Kardashian denied the rumors she was asked to be a UN ambassador in a blog post.

I was not asked to be an ambassador for the U.N. (as some reports have suggested today) but it would be an honor and I definitely plan on helping out the U.N. in the future. I am also excited for the work that Russell and I have planed in our fight for Africa!

“I would never snub Hefner,” Kim Kardashian

Socialite Kim Kardashian has dismissed the reports saying that she snubbed Playb*y founder Hugh Hefner. The actress makes it clear on her blog that she would 'never say never'. She loves Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playb*y team.

According to Kim, the reports have totally misquoted her. She writes, "I'm not planning to pose for the magazine any time soon. I would never snub Hugh Hefner. I love him and his whole team were lovely to me and treated me like family."

Lately I have steered away from sexier shoots but it doesn't mean I'm afraid to be sexy or ashamed of that. I have no regrets. One day you never know, but it's not the direction I'm going in now," she adds.

If you actually paid attention to the headlines this past 4th of July weekend, you might have noticed that things aren't going too well for the marriage of Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez. It seems that C-Rod thinks that A-Rod is being a bit of a B-Rod (choose your own insult that begins with "B") and they're heading for the "D-ROD," which is today's banner Post headline. Is this a marital split or a complex algebra problem?

This whole sordid affair is going to get uglier (is that possible?) once the two Rodriguezes file for divorce today in Miami. Over the weekend, Cynthia accused Alex of being "brainwashed" by Madonna and her kooky kabbalah ways. One of Cynthia's lawyers, Maurice Kutner, told the Post that the grounds for divorce are a "long period of infidelity on the part of Mr. Rodriguez" and "emotional abandonment." Alex's grounds for divorce are that Cynthia doesn't want to reconcile. The Daily News delves further into the new players in this saga with a rundown of the career highlights and lowlights of both Alex's and Cynthia's divorce attorneys. A-Rod's attorney, Ira Elegant, usually avoids divorce cases, but Elegant did handle Shaquille O'Neal's split from his wife last year. Heading up C-Rod's legal team is Earle Lilly, who represented boxer George Foreman in a paternity suit last year.

Meanwhile, Madonna went so far as to issue a statement that She and A-Rod do not have a romantic relationship and that she and husband Guy Ritchie are not divorcing. She tells People.com:

"My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study."

Despite the denials, Cynthia Rodriguez is still hopping mad at the Material Girl. C-Rod is also on the verge of a nervous breakdown, which is why she fled to Paris with Alex's blessing, A-Rod's former trainer Dodd Romero tells the Post.

And finally, in what may be the weirdest tidbit in the coverage of the War of the Rodriguezes, the News tells us that (bolding mine):

"Last night, Cynthia Rodriguez was back in Miami. After working out at a gym, she joined her trainer, Dodd Romero, and his daughter for dinner at an Outback Steakhouse. Adhering to her postpregnancy diet, Cynthia Rodriguez ate tilapia, sweet potatoes and brown rice brought from home."

If that doesn't illustrate in a nutshell how dish-y this story is going to get, nothing will.

Oh, and the best A-Rod-related headline of the day? The Post wins with the truck hed "A-ROD'S WIFE HURLS SPLITTER" on pages 2 and 3. The News came in a close second with its puntastic truck, "BITTER UP! A-ROD & MRS. GOING TO WAR."

Jessica Simpson has topped a new poll to find the best boobs in Hollywood. The singer/actress’ “perfect” breasts gave her top marks in a new In Touch magazine poll.

Her creepy proud manager/dad Joe says, “She has got double-Ds! You can not cover those suckers up.”

Simpson beat Tyra Banks and Scarlett Johansson to win the booby prize.

The top 10
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyonce Knowles

AirHogs Dismiss Jessica Simpson Bad Omen

Jessica Simpson backstage during CMT Giants honoring Hank Williams

Jr. at the Gibson Amphitheater on October 25, 2007 in Los Angeles.

GRAND PRAIRIE (CBS 11 News) ― There may be a few Jessica Simpson sightings in Grand Prairie Sunday.

The minor league AirHogs baseball team is hosting "Jessica Simpson Night" and will reward fans who show up dressed like the singer/actress -- or in a pink Dallas Cowboys jersey -- with free admission to the game.

The team guarantees a win during the 2 p.m. game -- or every fan gets a free ticket to a future game.

AirHogs' general manager said he wants to prove Simpson isn't bad luck – despite what some Cowboys fans think.

This undated image obtained from a MySpace Web page shows Ashley Dupre, the former call girl for ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer of New York. Dupre dropped a $10 million lawsuit claiming "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis exploited her image and name on the Internet.

The call girl involved in a scandal that brought down New York's former governor has dropped a lawsuit claiming "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis exploited her image and name on the Internet.

Ashley Dupre voluntarily dismissed the $10 million federal lawsuit, according to court documents filed Thursday. She said she was only 17 when she signed a binding contract giving permission to appear in the "Girls Gone Wild" video.

Telephone calls and e-mails to Dupre's lawyer and publicist were not immediately returned Friday.

Francis said in a statement issued late Friday night that "the truth invariably comes out, as I knew it would in this case. I am happy to, once again, be completely vindicated."

In her lawsuit, Dupre said she was on spring break in Miami Beach in 2003 when she was approached by "Girls Gone Wild" producers, given alcoholic drinks and then signed a release agreeing to appear. The series depicts women in provocative poses or topless, often in such party locations as Mardi Gras or spring break beach towns.

Francis has said Dupre was on the "Girls Gone Wild" bus for a week and made seven full-length videos.

Shortly after the lawsuit was filed, Francis released a video where Dupre appears covered by a terry cloth towel and gives her name as Amber Arpaio. An unseen questioner asks if she is 18 and if the footage can be used on "Girls Gone Wild." She says yes to both questions.

The video also displays a New Jersey driver's license with the Amber Arpaio name and a birth date that would have made her appear to be in her 20s.

Dupre rocketed to fame in March when she surfaced as a high-priced call girl in the Emperors Club VIP prostitution ring that involved then-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who resigned soon after the scandal broke. Dupre, going by the name "Kristen," met "Client 9" — later identified as Spitzer — at least once at a swanky Washington hotel, according to court documents.

After the Spitzer scandal, Francis made a public $1 million offer for Dupre to appear in one of his videos and go on a promotional tour. But he rescinded the offer after realizing he already had footage of her.

Francis has other legal problems, including federal tax evasion charges pending in California and lawsuits by filed by women in Panama City, Fla., claiming they were victims of underage exploitation. Francis spent a year in jail and was released in March after pleading no contest to child abuse and prostitution charges for filming underage girls in that Panhandle beach town.

Watch the Brooke Hogan Maxim shoot video - Hulk did

Brooke Hogan recently posed for a spread in Maxim magazine, and Hulk was on set to watch her get wet and writhe around half-naked in the sand. You can also watch the Brooke Hogan Maxim shoot video below. The photo shoot was naturally supervised by dad Hulk Hogan, who was "all calm down" and keeping a close eye on his daughter. The Maxim magazine features Brooke in a bikini top and unzipped jeans on their July issue, but the shoot was actually in April. The Brooke Hogan Maxim shoot comes just days after the tabloids busted Hulk rubbing suntan lotion on her bum, "I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!" Brooke commented. Watch the Brooke Hogan Maxim shoot video:

Hogan,daughter of much famous wrestler Hulk Hogan has decided to drive boys wild with her arousing photos on Maxim Magazine this month.She does it in style and does it in front of her father.Enjoy the pictures of the Sexy lady!!.

The latest season of her reality dating show “A Shot at Love” has come to an end and Tila Tequila stopped by MTV’s Total Request Live yesterday to talk about the finale.

The MySpace queen hammed it up at the Times Square studios, along with this season’s winner Kristy Morgan. But the season finale didn’t go the way everyone was expecting.

When everything was said and done, Tila had to choose between the studly Bo and the sexy Kristy. And when she eliminated her male suitor, there was only one thing left to ask Kristy - “You still have a shot at love- are you interested?”

Unbeknownst to Miss Tequila, Kristy wasn’t quite ready for a relationship, hence she declined the invitation. That’s why it’s called reality TV… anything can happen.

Kristy Morgan Breaks the Heart of Tila Tequila

Kristy Morgan should date Brad Womack.

As millions of shocked women know, the latter reality TV star actually turned down both finalists on The Bachelor a couple seasons ago, making him the scorn of all female existence.
Last night, meanwhile, Morgan pulled a Womack.

She was chosen as the winner of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila… only to reject the show’s star because the script called for it in order to ensure a third season of this dating competition she was confused.

Kristy Morgan once posed nude for Playboy. She really did seem like the perfect mate for Tila Tequila.
One might wonder why Morgan remained on the series given her feelings, or lackthereof.
But that would only be apt if one first accepted the premise that a woman (Tila Tequila) who was famous for posing naked a lot and having a lot of MySpace friends was actually on reality television to find true love (in either a man or a woman!) and not to simply garner as much publicity for herself as possible.

Tila Tequila felt confident going into the finale that she had found someone that she “wanted to spend the rest of her life with.” That “someone” was Kristy. After Tila eliminated Bo, she offered Kristy the key to her heart. But Kristy wasn’t interested in unlocking it. “I’m not ready for this,” said Kristy, who had been privately questioning whether she wanted to be with a man or a woman after a whole season of practically begging to get inside Tila’s pants.

Should Tila get ready for A Shot At Love 3? Or just try a bar?

I’m talking Bachelorette again peeps. Sorry for those of you who don’t watch but I’m totally hooked on this season and I just gotta dish.

Okay, so tonight we saw Jeremy get the long overdue boot. I know, I know. A lot of you liked him. Why? Well now thatis beyond me. Kickin’ abs aside, Jeremy’s got nuttin’. He is dull as a slice of Domino’s pizza. DeAnna kept saying that he was perfect and that she would be ‘lucky’ to be his wife. Why? Because he had a nice apartment and a great income career? I suppose that a life with Jeremy would have been stable and prosperous but it almost certainly wouldn’t have been happy. Take it from someone who knows. Going the “safe” route isn’t always the best decision.

Last week I couldn’t get over the fact that she kicked Graham to the curb. Again, I know, I know. Most everybody agrees that Graham was too immature for a serious relationship and that had DeAnna rolled the dice on him she would have come up a day late and a dollar short. I’m not convinced though.

Here’s the thing: DeAnna is familiar to me. Not because I know her but because I can’t tell you how much she reminds me of myself. For those of you who don’t know me personally you need look no further than this season of the Bachelorette to find a model of my personality. And when she let Graham go I very nearly cried because I felt like she was making a gargantuan mistake. Graham, you see, reminds me very much of the love of my life (yes, that would be my husband thanksforasking).

When I met Jeff I had my doubts let me just say. You’ll have to keep in mind that I was a mother of three and inviting him into our lives was very risky for me. I wondered how a man as immatureyoung as he was would step up to the challenge of becoming a stable and positive influence on the three most important people in my life.

I mean for real, what kind of guy can go from zero to three kids in no time flat? Successfully I mean. Wouldn’t you know that the undeniable chemistry between us though (very much like what DeAnna had with Graham) left me unable to walk away. And I’m not talking physical stuff here my friends (because I am well versed on what the phrase TMI means for starters) but I’m talking about that nameless something we shared that bonded us so tightly that I couldn’t imagine a life without him.

I spent many a sleepless night wondering if the choice I was sure to make would turn out disastrous. In the end though I rolled the dice and as you all witnessed this past weekend in his guest blog posts one and two, I came up with a lucky 7.

Okay okay, back to DeAnna.

Now that Graham is gone my heart belongs to Jason. Jesse is a great guy and I’m sure he’ll make some snowbunnygal very happy one day. Not DeAnna though. Not this time.

Jason and big D come close to having what Graham and big D had. And lucky for her, I think it was early enough in the game that she will be able to put Graham out of her mind. If I were Jason though, I’d be just a tad insecure in Graham’s presence.

Here’s what I’m laying out for all you Bachelorette fans.

D is going to choose Jason. Hands down. No questions asked. He is cute and comfortable and fun and they even have some sparks flying. He already has Ty so there is no doubt that he is 100% ready for the marriage commitment that Miss D is so eager to make. She’ll have that first child by the time she is 30 (2 if you count Ty) and her and Jason’s baby will beat Trista and Ryan’s kid in a cute contest any day of the week. That was mean. Disregard that last part.

Of course she’ll have to deal with the dummy of an ex-wife if she is, in fact, still involved. And that will be tough. Again, take it from someone who knows. But it will all be worth it because both Jason and DeAnna are totally HQP’sand they are practically guaranteed to live happily ever after. Just like my other favorite reality couple, Rob and Amber, or Romber as they’ve lovingly been dubbed.

Ew, that could be a problem though. What do Jason and DeAnna become? JasAnna? DeAson? Yikes. Forget I mentioned it. Let’s just go back to believing that all reality TV marriages are matches made in heaven. Because clearly, that is what we all believe right?

Graham Bunn, a professional basketball player who is actually retired German pro baler and Appalachian St Mountaineer is trying to console De Anna Pappas a female in the popular reality show, ‘the bachelorette’ Bunn stars in the reality show and is an attractive male who has roused the faint hearts of millions of women who watch the show.

Graham dumped De Anna and was told her “You did what you thought you needed to do… so this is goodbye, forever,” in the running season of the Bachelorette. DeAnna eliminated him at the Rose Ceremony that followed DeAnna’s hometown visits with the four men that were still in the running to receive her final rose.

He has accused Anna of trying to use him. He decided to do away with any further relationship and accused her of attempting to “make it easier on herself” De Anna was shocked beyond words and additionally frustrated about Graham’s non-emotional reaction to his elimination making her to angrily vent further.

The bachelor was not amused by the bachelorette and was non committal. He remained stoic and principled. He has been starring in the bacherolette and seemed like the right candidate for the eventual scoop.

However, the feeling for him by De Anna might have infrutiated him and her eventual eliminating him from the contest might have led to him looking at her differently. She was emotionally and she said that “Believe me; this is not easy on me Graham! You have no idea what I’ve been going through the last few days.

You have no idea. You have no idea how hard it was to walk down there and stand there and call out those three names and you stand there swaying back and forth and smiling. You have no idea how hard that was! I can not be with someone who can not open up to me, that can’t deal with problems in a relationship, that can’t talk about things,” Graham remained un amused by her and he simply told her that “Obviously you don’t see in me what you need to continue on, so your decision is easy now,” He showed very little signs of anger at his elimination. He is one of a kind

De Anna tried words and she told him “You don’t get why it’s not — because I care deeply for you, I have true, genuine feelings and all I wanted was you to be that person in the end and open up and truly let your guard down and see what this could have been.

But you couldn’t do that. I am saying goodbye to the one person I thought I was falling in love with, that’s how hard this is for me,” DeAnna told Graham as she began crying. “Because the one person that I let my guard down [to] and was falling for was not doing the same to me and I can’t take the chance that in the end I would be standing there and you wouldn’t choose me in return. When you leave, it ends here.” Graham remains an enigmatic bachelor who turned the tables at the reality show.

Cowgirl ... Pamela Anderson poses for raunchy magazine shoot

LOOKING at these stunning new snaps – it’s no wonder TOMMY LEE keeps a close eye on PAMELA ANDERSON.

The divorced couple are dating again and Tommy has a unique way of finding out what Pammi is up to.

“He gets every single thing. And I'm like: 'Honey, stop Google Alerting me!'

"He loves me. I love him. But I don't Google Alert him."

Pammi and Tommy originally married in 1995 before divorcing three years later and have enjoyed an on/off relationship ever since.

In the interview, she jokes: “I can't get rid of him.”

We can think of a couple of good reasons for Tommy's continued interest.

PAMELA ANDERSON certainly knows how to promote herself.

Take a look at this sultry shot, which shows the busty Baywatch babe stripped-off and lying down on her front.

Her only concession to modesty appears to be a pair of gold heels.

The honey-haired hottie is trying to drum up interest in her new reality show Pam: Girl on the Loose.

She looks good for her age - and as a veggie, lives a healthy lifestyle.

Not a fan of meat, Pammi is a renowned animal rights activist - and her recent reconciliation with rocker TOMMY LEE could have something to do with the fact that he's given up the pleasures of the flesh to get back with her.

Lee said: "I just went vegetarian. I dig it, I feel lighter, I like it"

In the photo she's also holding a book - we can't make out what it is, but perhaps Naked Lunch would be appropriate? A veggie one, of course.

Two days after giving birth, Jamie Lynn Spears left the hospital and headed home with daughter Maddie Briann, according to reports.

The 17-year-old new mom left the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi, early Saturday morning.

Jamie Lynn’s fiancé, Casey Aldridge and her mother Lynne Spears were seen leaving the hospital in a white Range Rover, with what was believed to be Jamie Lynn in the backseat.

The vehicle received a police escort as it left the hospital en route for the Spears family home in Kentwood, Louisiana.

However, things weren’t quite what they appeared, according to OK! Magazine, as the new parents pulled a fast one on the awaiting paparazzi.

While some reports indicated the new mom and her newborn were taken to Serenity – the Kentwood, Louisiana estate owned by Britney, OK! Magazine reported Casey Aldridge and Lynne Spears instead served as a decoy to the paparazzi as they headed to Kentwood.

Instead, according to OK!, Jamie Lynn and Maddie were taken to Liberty, Mississippi, where Jamie Lynn purchased a home last month.

While paparazzi snapped Casey and Lynne driving away with what appeared to be Jamie Lynn in the backseat on Saturday, it was actually a decoy in the backseat wrapped in a white sheet and not Jamie Lynn.

According to OK!, after the staged decoy, mom and baby made their exit in private, driven separately by private security guards and escorted by state troopers back to their home in Liberty.

The “Zoey 101” star gave birth gave birth around 9:30 AM local time on Thursday. Contrary to previous reports, OK! Magazine confirmed Jamie Lynn did not have a C-section.

Jamie Lynn’s big sis, Britney, her father Jamie and brother Bryan all flew in from Los Angeles to be present for Maddie’s arrival.

When Britney returned to Los Angeles on Friday evening, chaos ensued as the pop star’s entourage was reportedly involved in a scuffle with a member of the paparazzi at Los Angeles International Airport.

According to the Associated Press, between 30 and 35 photographers swarmed Britney’s vehicle outside the terminal before a bodyguard pushed a camera into a photographer’s face.

Britney was left unscathed and was able to leave the airport safely.

Meet Shannon Walker Williams, the wife of Boston Celtics guard Ray Allen. See photos and a biography of Shannon below.

There is speculation whether Shannon Walker Williams is Ray Allen’s wife or longtime girlfriend. Several sites report that the two are in fact husband and wife and others suggest they are not. At any rate, it had to have been quite a scare for Shannon on Sunday after their youngest son, Walker, was reportedly admitted to the hospital in Los Angeles. Walker had undergone medical testing both Sunday and Monday. Ray stayed with Shannon and Walker until Monday night, then had to take an overnight flight to Boston so he could play in tonight’s championship game.

As a biography, Shannon Walker Williams is from Middletown, Connecticut. According to imdb, she attended Northeastern University where she studied music. She was a singer in the Motown group “Shades” and has also sung the National Anthem in Milwaukee while Ray was a player there. She evidently is an actress as well, having appeared on TV and film. She reportedly married Ray Allen in 2004. Together they have two sons, Ray III and Walker.

More photos of Shannon Walker Williams below.